ARMY BOYS JUST WANT TO HAVE NAKED FUN!!
THE ARMY IS READY FOR BATTLE, THE WEAPONS ARE EXPOSED!
You like looking at my gun, don’t ya?
How can I tell? Cause yer fuckin dick’s gettin hard.
Sure, go ahead. I know you’re not gay, you just want to touch it. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone, and I won’t hurt you any more than I need to.